Someday I'll attract someone who's not:
1. weird.
2. young.
3. across the country.
4. weird.
5. stalkerish.
6. self-centered.
7. delusional.
8. weird.
9. poor.
10. just kidding about #9. Mostly, someday I'll attract someone who's not weird.
In the meantime, Bret Michaels and Rock of Love 2 winner Ambre broke up, so there's always that option.
6 comments:
Honestly, I've always seen you with Bret Michael's. You are a perfect match because:
1. You both wear eye liner
2. Both have beautiful flowing hair (and could share hair products and accessories)
3. Both make great music
4. Both star on trashy reality TV shows
5. Both have hundreds of eager groupies to be your servants in your new house together
6. You have similar choices in fashion
7. You both just want to find love through the medium of VH1 TV producers- I mean, isn't that what its all about?? Love?
. . . I'm thinking a beautiful fall wedding
hahahahahahahahaha your blog made my day...and then sarah's comment, like, double made it. i sympathize completely.
ha You'll attract someone without these qualities! Someday soon
Dang! It's like you managed to condense all of my best qualities into one list. And then shatter my dreams by saying it's NOT the type of guy you want. :'(
Sarah-- I've always wanted to get married in the fall. Maybe Bret and I should talk about doing a combined reality TV show. I think he would definitely benefit from my show's sky-high ratings that appeals to such a wide demographic. Hey, it might even boost his record sales.
Why have I not seen YOUR reality show? What? I'm confused... How is London?!
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